About Kyle
I’m Kyle. My name was supposed to be David, but my parents couldn’t agree. Personally, I like Kyle better. Currently I’m a 23 year old husband of one. There are no current expansion plans.
Last year I graduated from the University of Calgary with a BA in History. It was a strategic career move. That’s what I tell people, at least.
I’m pretty big into ancient history, theology, dead languages (lingua mortua sola lingua bona est!), military history, and other random things.
Things I Don’t Like:
- Kraft Dinner

- The abuse of periods…………
- TxTsPeeK: Lern 2 rite be4 i yel @ u
- Diet Coke
- Thomas Kinkade paintings
- Sticky syrup bottles
- Idaho
- Warm toilet seats
- Black walnut oil
- Shaving
- “A Wonderful Christmas Time” by Paul McCartney
- The Evangecube
Things of Awesomeness I Love and/or Respect
- Vincent Price
- Leaving yogurt/granola landmines for my sleepy wife
- Wyndham Estate Bin 555 Shiraz
- Mr. Wizard
- Ethiopian Food
- The X-Files
- Cadbury mini-eggs (curse you Gregorian calendar!)
- Red 1990 Buick Century LE
- Zombies (I didn’t once, but I’m already branded…)
- The captain’s chair
- Sam & Max: Freelance Police
- Chuck Norris facts
(Note: these lists are in no way complete)
Maybe I’ll update this later. I could add a lot to my lists.
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Dear son-in-law, tell us about yourself!
Ask and ye shall recieve!
That was illuminating! Relieved to hear there are no current expansion plans…and that you hate Kraft Dinner (what did it do to you?)